Gay Banter

Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owneda factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave hisbest friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.The second man said his son was doing just as well.He was a manager at a car sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari.The third man said his was doing well too.He was a manager at a bank.Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house.The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't amounted to much.But he must be doing something right because,just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari by his friends!


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Miss Universe Gone Wild???

Hey, it's not every day you get the chance to see the universe without her clothes on, unless you have a subscription to Playboy Mexico edition. Well, she's Alicia Machado - the bubbly, energetic & beautiful Venezuelan who bagged the most prestigious beauty title of all - Miss Universe - in 1996. She made headlines when she was almost "strip-off" her title because she gained weight during her reign. But was able to retain it, after shedding those extra pounds before the coronation night of the following year.

So what's up with her? Hmmmm...nothing much. Aside from being a well-known actress & product endorser in the Latin countries. She was involved in a scandal where she was filmed having sex with one of the participant in a reality-based show which prompted her then fiancee to broke off their engagement. Just 2 years ago, she became the first-and-only Miss Universe who posed nude for Playboy. She even mentioned that she will send a copy to Donald Trump.

During the question-and-answer portion in the semi-final round, Maud Adams asked her if she could choose only one, would she rather be smart, rich or beautiful. She said that she would choose to be smart because she can also be rich & be beautiful just by being smart. She also said that if she's smart she can develop herself internally & with that, she can develop it to many other things.

Very well said, but with what's happening with her life right now, I hope that she could have applied these principles.

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Don't take your love away from me
Don't you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I'll be blue
'Cause breaking up his hard to do

Remember when you held me tight
And you kissed me all through the night
Think of all that we've been through
Breaking up is hard to do

They say that breaking up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is the end
Instead of breaking up I wish that we were making up again

I beg of you, don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try
Come on baby, let's start anew
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

Believe

Flowers and Their Secret Meanings

FLOWERS:

1. Roses - Love
2. Orchids - A belle
3. Iris - My compliments
4. Daisies - Innocence
5. Tulips - Declaration of love
6. Calla Lily - Beauty
7. Amaryllis - Splendid beauty
8. Hydrangea - Heartfelt
9. Anthurium - Hospitality
10. Daffodils - Chivalry
11. Chrysanthemums - Fidelity
12. Carnations - Pride and beauty
13. Lilacs - Youthful innocence
14. Birds of Paradise - Joyfulness
15. Tiger Lily - Wealth, pride
16. Peony - Bashful
17. Anemone - Anticipation
18. Sunflowers - Pure thoughts
19. Aster - Patience
20. Gladiolus - Strength of character

FOR ROSE LOVERS:

1. Red Roses - Love and romance
2. Black Roses - Vengeance
3. Blue Roses - Mystery and intrigue
4. Pink Roses - Gratitude and appreciation
5. Purple Roses - Love at first sight
6. White Roses - Innocence and purity
7. Green Roses - Fertility
8. Yellow Roses - Joy and friendship
9. Lavender Roses - Enchantment
10. Orange Roses - Enthusiasm, passion

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.

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